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    Pottermore Revealed How Hogwarts Students Pooped And Peed Before Plumbing And Twitter Is Like, "Oh God NO"

    Please burn this knowledge from my brain.

    If you're reading this I'm going to have to assume you love one of the greatest book series of our generation: Harry Potter. THE BOOKS ARE MAGIC AND NOBODY CAN EVER CONVINCE US OTHERWISE.

    Anyway, I'm a goddamn sucker for tiny details and facts about the series. But on this day, January 4th, in the year of our Lord 2019, the Pottermore Twitter account decided to give us a deep-dive into Hogwarts plumbing.

    Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

    Why, you ask? That's a very good question. Was anyone curious about this information? I mean...maybe? But also...probably not?????

    One Tumblr user even broke down what vanishing your bowel movements would REALISTICALLY look like:

    So, as you might imagine, Potterheads had some very strong reactions to this newly tweeted bit of information.

    WELP...the more you know, I suppose. 💩💩💩