15 Jokes About The Way Men Stereotypically Write Women

"Her breasts were amazing — soft and comfortable like the bun that comes with the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Sandwich."

1. The without-a-single-flaw trope: 

Women in apocalypse movies, leave your own in the comments! from menwritingwomen

2. The person who absolutely nailed this specific voice: 

This is men writing men but still funny from menwritingwomen

3. The obvious callout of overused descriptors:

The hero we need from menwritingwomen

4. The idea that all female characters know how to cut their hair perfectly: 

Do you have any idea how many brothers she grew up with? from menwritingwomen

5. This eye roll–inducing sentence:

Why are the worst authors always the most vocal? from menwritingwomen

6. Or, you know, the complete exclusion of women because they are too perplexing:

Men (not) writing women? from menwritingwomen

7. The overused personality type: 

Starter pack female protagonist from menwritingwomen

8. This (unfortunately) accurate list:

I hate how correct this is ffs from menwritingwomen

9. The woman with attitude depiction: 

I feel like this fits from menwritingwomen

10. The blatant boob awareness 24/7: 

i like to go on literotica and look for the funniest porn i can find. this passage made me think of all of you. i hope you're flattered from menwritingwomen

11. This brilliant satire: 

men writing fried chicken recipes from menwritingwomen

12. This poetic line: 

Unsure if this belongs here but gave me a lol from menwritingwomen

13. Everything about this sentence: 

should have put this up sooner from menwritingwomen

14. This hilarious callout:

Miller writing Salem. from menwritingwomen

15. And finally, this award-winning description: 

Perfect for that no meat on fridays crowd from menwritingwomen

H/T r/menwritingwomen