15 Crimes Against Makeup That Were Committed In 2004

    So much pink. So much frosty shine.

    1. You definitely owned at least one Jane eyeshadow, and it was probably a pastel color.

    2. You rocked the shit out of baby pink lips and ~shimmery~ pink blush.

    3. You were told you could never wear enough pink, SO YOU DID WITH PRIDE.

    4. You fondly remember wanting to own EVERYTHING from Jessica Simpson's Dessert Treats line because it smelled so damn good.

    5. You perfected a glossy look with your Juicy Tubes even though it made your lips feel like they were coated in molasses.

    6. You began dabbling around in *BOLD* eyeshadow colors because you absolutely had to copy Avril and Ashlee's punk look.

    7. You owned at least one Smackers lip gloss that made your lips shiny AF and taste like a dream.

    8. And you definitely played around with a ~frosted~ look like you were a goddamn snow queen.

    9. Seriously, you could not have enough shimmer on your face.

    10. You also toyed around with bold lips and super-thin eyebrows.

    11. You wouldn't dare rock a natural look when SO MUCH MAGENTA was begging to be put on your face.

    12. This iconic pink-and-green tube was the ONLY mascara you dared to place on your lashes.

    13. And you loved reapplying your Sour Smackers because it was basically candy and not lip gloss.

    14. You never went anywhere without applying a shit ton of bronzer because you were a BRONZED GODDESS.

    15. And finally, you remember glamming up with all the pink lipstick and bronzers you wanted from Mary-Kate and Ashley's ~amazing~ makeup collection.

    Thanks for all the pink shimmery memories, 2004.