1.
"You know what this sentence needs? EMOTION. Specifically, breast emotion."
2.
"Of course breasts ripple because — duh — physics!"
3.
"What simile would make sense for butt cheeks? WAIT, I'VE GOT IT."
4.
"I have taken zero anatomy classes but don't worry, I know how this works."
5.
"What's a unique way to describe goosebumps????"
6.
"Sometimes she didn't even brush her teeth and guess what? STILL SEXY."
8.
"This is definitely how bodies work."
9.
"I know a lot about periods if you couldn't tell!!!!"
11.
"I'm POSITIVE breasts move at even the slightest gesture."
12.
"I've always wanted to use 'breast flesh' in a sentence."
13.
"Any excuse to use the word 'joggled!!!!!'"
14.
"See through nose holes really turn me on."
15.
"Hey, if you didn't already know...I'm basically a menstruation expert."