1. "You know what this sentence needs? EMOTION. Specifically, breast emotion."
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2. "Of course breasts ripple because — duh — physics!"
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3. "What simile would make sense for butt cheeks? WAIT, I'VE GOT IT."
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4. "I have taken zero anatomy classes but don't worry, I know how this works."
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5. "What's a unique way to describe goosebumps????"
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6. "Sometimes she didn't even brush her teeth and guess what? STILL SEXY."
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7. "God I'm hungry."
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8. "This is definitely how bodies work."
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9. "I know a lot about periods if you couldn't tell!!!!"
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10. "This makes sense."
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11. "I'm POSITIVE breasts move at even the slightest gesture."
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12. "I've always wanted to use 'breast flesh' in a sentence."
13. "Any excuse to use the word 'joggled!!!!!'"
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14. "See through nose holes really turn me on."
15. "Hey, if you didn't already know...I'm basically a menstruation expert."
