Food·Posted on Nov 23, 2019I Laughed At These 19 Great Thanksgiving Tweets And I Think You Will Too"Fun fact: The most powerful person in any family is the person who tells the other family members what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner."by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Saying “gobble gobble” to people on Thanksgiving: -Cliché -Super weird -Terrible turkey impression Saying “may you never face the soul of the beast you consume in hell”: -So badass -Technically very nice -Reminds them they and their turkey are probably going to hell 02:35 PM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. andrew @zieg Me before thanksgiving dinner: I promise I won’t talk about politics this year Me after precisely one sip of beer: 09:06 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Skoog @Skoog my thanksgiving food pyramid: / \ / \ / mac \ /& cheese\ —-——- / mac \ / & cheese \ ——————- / mac \ / & cheese \ -———————— 06:11 PM - 18 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. elizabeth vargas 🤍🦋✨ @elizabeth_veee Me on thanksgiving all glammed up sitting in the living room 😂💀 https://t.co/OIbFAB9aZM 02:50 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Danya @dxxnya if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed 05:22 PM - 13 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 𝔊𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔜 (◕,,,◕) @Ghastly Gonna ruin thanksgiving this year by saying ok boomer after the family prayer 01:45 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Barstool Sports @barstoolsports When my family asks me at Thanksgiving dinner why I don’t have a girlfriend yet 03:00 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP Fun fact: The most powerful person in any family is the person who tells the other family members what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner. 09:43 PM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ana Bretón @missbreton Perfect plan for when your family asks if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend this Thanksgiving 01:56 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat Offered to host Thanksgiving, but the joke's on everyone cuz we're having hot dogs and whiskey, just like the pilgrims would have wanted. 05:28 PM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. elise morgan @crocfanpage do y’all put up your toyotathon decorations before or after thanksgiving? 07:37 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. whomst’veatlantavegas @Namastaywoke My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help" 11:31 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kim Possible @kimlockhartga I'm serious, guys. There's no rule that you can't just have pie on Thanksgiving. 03:19 AM - 17 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. JAIMESHA THOMAS @thatgirljaycole I can’t wait until thanksgiving. I’m tired of eating bullshit 11:20 PM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. christine teigen @chrissyteigen my favorite day is the day after thanksgiving, when I twitter search the words "hot cousin" and see all the people who have crushes on their cousins 05:22 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. RY ⋆⋆⋆ @ryleighdenise i’m the girl ur family asks u about when ur eating thanksgiving dinner 3 years after we break up 04:31 AM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ✶ @existings A haunted house but instead of scary monsters it’s 15 ppl asking you what you are doing with your life & who you’re marrying, oh wait that’s thanksgiving 07:00 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Simon Holland @simoncholland If you are going to someone's house for Thanksgiving, compliment their baseboards. That is what they are spending this weekend cleaning. 12:51 PM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 7-year-old: Can we put up the Christmas tree? Me: It's not even Thanksgiving yet. 7: We could eat turkey early. Me: I'm listening. 08:51 PM - 18 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite