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Me crying over a fictional characters My family death: & friends:
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Nick Carraway: this is madness, you can’t make someone fall in love with you just by writing funny tweets Gatsby *vaping, extremely online*: of course you can, old sport
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HERMIONE: You can't just put "us" on the end of normal words and expect it to work like a spell HARRY: Shutus upus HERMIONE: *stunned silence* HARRY: Finally RON: *removing earplugs* Oh thank god
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ still aren’t over the fact that Odysseus’s dog waited for him for 20 years, saw him one last time, wagged his tail, and then died ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Remember when “A series of unfortunate events” was a book series and not your life
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if i die, spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene
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molly weasley fred & george
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Personally, I feel Romeo and Juliet could’ve handled the situation better
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A character in a Shakespeare play: *wears a cap* Their friends and family who have known them all their life:
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Humans: She was crying Shakespeare: her eyes, as red as thou who rooketh the kaas and thou water in her eyes loop lat die kak spat
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Viola and Sebastian at the end of Twelfth Night
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PSA queen-size beds are good for two people, but even better for one person & a laptop & a pile o books & a half-eaten box of cheez-its
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[harry potter at an interview] Interviewer: under accomplishments you wrote that you defeated lord voldemort when you were 17 years-old Harry: yes, sir Interviewer: but you don’t have a college degree, yikes
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Edgar Allan Poe: can I show you someplace haunted? Me: a thousand times yes you spooky bitch
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date: my favorite book is 1984 me: oh who wrote that? date: george orwell me: ah yes [adjusting my glasses] the popcorn man
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me when i watch twilight
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Nobody: The oracle in a Greek tragedy: https://t.co/HRK90jChGH