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    17 Literary Tweets That Will Make You Cackle

    "If I die, spread my ashes where they filmed the Twilight baseball scene."


    Me crying over a fictional characters My family death: & friends:


    Nick Carraway: this is madness, you can’t make someone fall in love with you just by writing funny tweets Gatsby *vaping, extremely online*: of course you can, old sport


    HERMIONE: You can't just put "us" on the end of normal words and expect it to work like a spell HARRY: Shutus upus HERMIONE: *stunned silence* HARRY: Finally RON: *removing earplugs* Oh thank god


    ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ still aren’t over the fact that Odysseus’s dog waited for him for 20 years, saw him one last time, wagged his tail, and then died ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔


    Remember when “A series of unfortunate events” was a book series and not your life


    if i die, spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene



    Personally, I feel Romeo and Juliet could’ve handled the situation better


    A character in a Shakespeare play: *wears a cap* Their friends and family who have known them all their life:


    Humans: She was crying Shakespeare: her eyes, as red as thou who rooketh the kaas and thou water in her eyes loop lat die kak spat


    Viola and Sebastian at the end of Twelfth Night


    PSA queen-size beds are good for two people, but even better for one person & a laptop & a pile o books & a half-eaten box of cheez-its


    [harry potter at an interview] Interviewer: under accomplishments you wrote that you defeated lord voldemort when you were 17 years-old Harry: yes, sir Interviewer: but you don’t have a college degree, yikes


    Edgar Allan Poe: can I show you someplace haunted? Me: a thousand times yes you spooky bitch


    date: my favorite book is 1984 me: oh who wrote that? date: george orwell me: ah yes [adjusting my glasses] the popcorn man



    Nobody: The oracle in a Greek tragedy:

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