What's a Member ID? Is it like a school ID?
Register? Oh you mean create an online account! I can do that! It's like Facebook!
My birthdate? Wait I know this one...
My social security number? Uhhhh *texts mom*
HMO? PPO? What's the difference?
Oh I have the HMO one. Okay
Learn About My Benefits? Okay, let's do this....
That makes no sense. WTF is a copay? Just tell me what I need to pay!
Can't I just YouTube this?
You guys couldn't bother to explain this with a YouTube video?
*Begins to text mom* No, wait. I can do this.
*YouTubes* "How does insurance..." Oh look a cat video!
"Epic Fails of 2014" *click*
"Proposal Fails of 2014" *click*
"Baby laughing at mom" *click*
"Cute Korean baby falling asleep" *click*
"Korean baby stranger danger" *click*
*Thirty minutes later*
Oh damnit! Okay, insurance... Still don't understand *texts mom*
Why didn't they just say that in the first place? Now to find a provider...
How do I know which to choose? *copy/paste name into Google*
Wow dude, your Yelp reviews suck.
Damn I've been doing this for 2 hours now. Why is this so complicated?
Yup, time to take break. In N Out sounds good right now.
*Drives to In N Out*....*Twenty Minutes Later*
Ok, providers. Optometrist.... this one has good reviews. Done!
Schedule an appointment? I think I've done enough for today.
Hello, Netflix! Oh fuck I can't see...
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