4 Career Alternatives for Lindsay Lohan Now That She's Broke

According to People, Lindsay Lohan can't afford to pay for the court ordered counseling the judge was giving her shit about in her most recent court appaerence. Due to the fact that she hasn't done a union acting job in god knows how long, her Screen Actors Guild insurance has officially lapsed. It may be time for Lindsay to start looki8ng at career alternatives, or at least some ways to make some quick cash, and we have some ideas!

• 1. Reality TV Star

  

  This isn't even a joke. I'm dead serious. I know she has this bit part in the Gotti movie upcoming, but I think the reality of Lindsay's career needs to start being strongly examined. She hasn't had a real, hit starring role since Mean Girls. That was SEVEN years ago. A reality TV show, though I'm sure she views it as a huge step down for her because she has insane delusions of grandeur, is probably the best thing for her right now. She gets followed around around day and night with cameras anyways. why not get paid for it?

• 2. Be a Lawyer

  

  I don't think a single person in America has gone to court as many times in the last few years as Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, crime bosses don't even show their face in court this much. She's got Shawn Chapman Holley on her side who, after getting Lindsay out of predicament after predicament, is clearly one of the best criminal lawyers out there and if she's been taking nots on how to manipulate the court system for ones own person gain, we think that Lindsay has the capacity to be one hell of a criminal defense attorney.

• 3. Stripper

  

  Now I Know what you're thinking - this is obvious and it's not funny - but hold on a sec. She's got the experience, having played a stripped already once on the big screen in the practically straight to DVD box office flop I Know Who Killed Me, and she's already well versed in taking her clothes off for photo shoots as well as losing them in public now and again. This is seriously a no brainer alternative. Lindsay, just take your clothes off, collected the check, and pass GO.

• 4. Start a Hollywood Gossip Blog

  

  She wouldn't have to write it under her own name and she wouldn't need to. If they party, cause trouble, have affairs or have illegitimate children in Hollywood, I bet Lindsay Lohan has spent at least a few minutes with them locked in a bathroom in some mansion in the hills consuming god knows what. And you know on those longs nights, dirty secrets were spilled and those dirty secrets translate to exclusive stories in the entertainment news world and that could mean big bucks. Just imagine what kind of stuff would come to light if there was a mole working inside!