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26 Brilliant Responses To Jimmy Fallon Hashtags

These hashtaggers #nailedit. Be proud of them, and be happy they're not you.

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My buddy tried to do The Worm at a club 4 free drinks. He flopped 1 time & dislocated his shoulder. Straight 2 the hospital #badspringbreak

Joshy Perk@Perk_U_Later

My buddy tried to do The Worm at a club 4 free drinks. He flopped 1 time & dislocated his shoulder. Straight 2 the hospital #badspringbreak

04:36 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

1st spring break, woke up on the beach with a seagull eating hotdog out of my mouth #badspringbreak

Mario Guarro@mguarro24

1st spring break, woke up on the beach with a seagull eating hotdog out of my mouth #badspringbreak

08:22 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Dad takes us on family vaca. 1 jug water, 6 ppl, 1600 miles. We're so thirsty we're crying. Dad tells us to "drink our tears #BADSPRINGBREAK

Daydrmbeliever@ranchhand67

Dad takes us on family vaca. 1 jug water, 6 ppl, 1600 miles. We're so thirsty we're crying. Dad tells us to "drink our tears #BADSPRINGBREAK

06:22 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

My chubby pal was on front page of local paper shirtless & boozing. Caption read "Not everyone is in shape for spring break" #badspringbreak

Mike Feeney@MikeFeeneyPXP

My chubby pal was on front page of local paper shirtless & boozing. Caption read "Not everyone is in shape for spring break" #badspringbreak

10:08 AM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Drove 20 hours to Florida b/c our friend's uncle had an "amazing" condo for us. Turns out it was in a senior nudist colony. #badspringbreak

Branuga@yahoo.com@branuga

Drove 20 hours to Florida b/c our friend's uncle had an "amazing" condo for us. Turns out it was in a senior nudist colony. #badspringbreak

07:12 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@jimmyfallon She emailed it was over. Waited. Got impatient. Called me and said "you should check your email" then hung up. #awkwardbreakup

Mike Feeney@MikeFeeneyPXP

@jimmyfallon She emailed it was over. Waited. Got impatient. Called me and said "you should check your email" then hung up. #awkwardbreakup

03:03 PM - 5 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Broke up with bf. He was apparently so drunk that he forgot and showed up to hang out the next day. Had to break up again. #awkwardbreakup

Angie Gulley White@Ang4ND1

Broke up with bf. He was apparently so drunk that he forgot and showed up to hang out the next day. Had to break up again. #awkwardbreakup

04:15 PM - 5 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I once had a girl break up with me in the jean aisle of Marshalls. #awkwardbreakup

James Korkie@jameskorkie

I once had a girl break up with me in the jean aisle of Marshalls. #awkwardbreakup

03:11 PM - 5 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@jimmyfallon My nephew who's about 6 prayed before dinner one night.. "Dear Lord. We started from the bottom now we're here." #myweirdfamily

Kelli Suziebelly :]@kelliknoxville

@jimmyfallon My nephew who's about 6 prayed before dinner one night.. "Dear Lord. We started from the bottom now we're here." #myweirdfamily

04:44 PM - 9 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

My dad makes bird noises in the grocery store to let my mom know where he is #MyWeirdFamily

Gabby@GabbyDuvall

My dad makes bird noises in the grocery store to let my mom know where he is #MyWeirdFamily

04:25 PM - 9 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

My grandparents didn't want a DVD player because they thought the laser would escape and burn down the house #MyWeirdFamily

M. Williams@CBJHockey

My grandparents didn't want a DVD player because they thought the laser would escape and burn down the house #MyWeirdFamily

04:56 PM - 9 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

When I asked my parents why they never gave me the sex talk they said it was because they weren't worried #myweirdfamily

jed fule@_jedfoolaye

When I asked my parents why they never gave me the sex talk they said it was because they weren't worried #myweirdfamily

04:28 PM - 9 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I taught my 3 year old to say "nailed it" after every answer during her first eye exam, right or wrong. #MyWeirdFamily

Mme Linners@linniewoods

I taught my 3 year old to say "nailed it" after every answer during her first eye exam, right or wrong. #MyWeirdFamily

04:39 PM - 9 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If you're getting beat up start to laugh and pretend you enjoy it, it will creep them out and they'll stop. #worstadvice

Ross Fitzgibbon@FitzgibbonRoss

If you're getting beat up start to laugh and pretend you enjoy it, it will creep them out and they'll stop. #worstadvice

05:26 PM - 5 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

When you see a shark's fin swim directly toward it to establish dominance. #worstadvice @jimmyfallon

Mark Oliver@markoliverPV

When you see a shark's fin swim directly toward it to establish dominance. #worstadvice @jimmyfallon

06:04 PM - 5 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@jimmyfallon #worstadvice B4 trip 2 Tijuana "u can drink the frozen margaritas cuz ice kills the bacteria" no it doesn't! #immodiumlove

Lisa@purpleflash2

@jimmyfallon #worstadvice B4 trip 2 Tijuana "u can drink the frozen margaritas cuz ice kills the bacteria" no it doesn't! #immodiumlove

05:44 PM - 5 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@jimmyfallon #worstadvice "you should carry around a banjo at college, that way, you can be the 'banjo guy'." - my mom

Julia Gardner@joulesgardner

@jimmyfallon #worstadvice "you should carry around a banjo at college, that way, you can be the 'banjo guy'." - my mom

05:20 PM - 5 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

At every bump in the road, the glove compartment would fall on my passenger's knee and their seat would fall back #MyWorstCar

Parlez Cooper@ParlezCooper

At every bump in the road, the glove compartment would fall on my passenger's knee and their seat would fall back #MyWorstCar

04:53 PM - 2 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

My dad drove a truck with rope tied around each windshield wiper. He pulled a side, the passenger pulled back. #MyWorstCar #actuallymydads

Lindsay Runge@LindsayRunG

My dad drove a truck with rope tied around each windshield wiper. He pulled a side, the passenger pulled back. #MyWorstCar #actuallymydads

04:53 PM - 2 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@jimmyfallon My air vents didn't work because they were blocked up by a squirrel nest. #MyWorstCar

Alison Coe@PirateKnits

@jimmyfallon My air vents didn't work because they were blocked up by a squirrel nest. #MyWorstCar

04:57 PM - 2 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The horn would honk on it's own sometimes. So when it did I would just wave my hand out the window like I had seen a friend! #MyWorstCar

Buddy Self@BuddySaanGuy

The horn would honk on it's own sometimes. So when it did I would just wave my hand out the window like I had seen a friend!
#MyWorstCar

05:24 PM - 2 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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