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    Celeb Intro William Shatner

    Greetings, I’m William Shatner, and I played Captain James T. Kirk on the television series “Star Trek”. The show came and went much like my memory in my next big hit Boston Legal. I am still not sure if I was acting or just playing myself, but my best work came as the spokesperson for Priceline.com. I brilliantly played the “Priceline Negotiator”, a man who haggles with hotel clerks and travel agents to save twenty bucks, while doing air karate chops and out dated dance moves. As it turns out, gaining fifty pounds and having a perm made me a perfect fit for the part. My magnificent performances in various commercials transcended me from seventies sex symbol to legendary dickhead, a feat not accomplished by many, except Burt Reynolds.