The Difference Between People Who Can And Cannot Kill Spiders

Basically, those who can have an infinitely better life.

Very few people actually have the problem of not being able to squish spiders, because of the extremely common "I will kill any eight-legged creature that comes within ten feet of me" phobia. For those unfortunate souls who were born without the handy spider smashing gene, good luck with the rest of your life.

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People who can't kill spiders: You have a designated cup in your house for catching spiders and taking them outside.

People who can kill spiders: Anything in your house that you can reach is designated for killing spiders.

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People who can't kill spiders: Going outdoors causes you great anxiety.

People who can kill spiders: If you must, you'll turn spiders and the outdoors into a game of whack-a-mole.

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People who can't kill spiders: Your taking a shower and the spider appears in the the corner. Spider, you win. You'll take a shower another day.

People who can kill spiders: Murder it with scalding hot water.

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People who can't kill spiders: You're comfy in bed and then notice a spider on the ceiling. It's cool, you can always sleep somewhere else.

People who can kill spiders: Kill it with fire.

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People who can't kill spiders: There is a spider. Crawling. On you. Freak out, but forgive the spider for invading your personal space.

People who can kill spiders: Smash it to oblivion.

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People who can't kill spiders: You've said, "What has it ever done to you?" to someone who killed a spider.

People who can kill spiders: You've laughed in the faces of those people and said, "they existed."

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People who can't kill spiders: The Aragog scene in Harry Potter makes you cringe.

People who can kill spiders: The Aragog scene in Harry Potter makes you cringe and wish you had a flamethrower.

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And for all of us, no matter how fearless we pretend to be, there is the knowledge that camel spiders are out there, somewhere, being terrifying.