1. Amateur leaf-painting.
2. Backyard cookouts.
3. Beach trips!
4. Doing their laundry on a day off.
5. High-stakes wilderness survival.
6. Modeling fashionable rainwear.
7. Risque photoshoots with naked box people.
8. Celebrating a miniature Big Bird’s graduation.
9. And OF COURSE, pushing teddybears around in a perambulator.
Good work, squirrels! The end.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋