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19 Types Of Hungover You’ve Been, According To Disney

Have you had any of these recently? Do you have any of these right now? Do you have all of these right now?

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1. The "Everything's In Slow Motion" hangover

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Also Known As: The Steamroller

 

Characteristics: Nausea, sweatiness, bleary vision, and for some reason your brain takes an excruciatingly painful extra 10 or 20 seconds to process external stimuli.

3. The "Literally everything makes me boil with a tempestuous rage" hangover

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Also Known As: The Hulk

 

Characteristics: Complete and total intolerance for anyone else saying ANYTHING. WHY. WON'T. THEY. JUST. SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE?

4. The "My entire life is a sham and I am a fraud and today is the day that everyone will find out" hangover

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Also Known As: The Impostor

 

Characteristics: Gas, bloatiness, mild headaches, stomach pain, and crippling anxiety about any form of human interaction.

5. The "I have finally embarrassed myself for the last time" hangover

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Also Known As: The Horrors

 

Characteristics: Shame. But not just shame for those hazy, chittering memories of last night's crimes, but an all-encompassing shame for everything you've ever said or done in public, beginning with that ill-fated day when you uttered your first shameful, humiliating words.

6. The "I am disgusting and gross and people should definitely not look directly at me" hangover

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Also Known As: The Thing

 

Characteristics: Nausea, tingling sensations, self-hate, bad smells, terrible hair, and a shameful but overwhelming desire to eat large quantities of fried food.

7. The "Literally every tiny thing annoys me" hangover

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Also Known As: The Cactus

 

Characteristics: Splitting headache, irritability, irritability, irritability, and I GET IT. STOP REPEATING 'IRRITABILITY'.

8. The "I think I don't actually feel so bad? ... oh wait, there it is" hangover

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Also Known As: The False Dawn

 

Characteristics: Optimism, euphoria, and mild hysteria, slowly giving way to hidden dread, possibly followed by vomiting.

10. The "Oh, I didn't realize you could be still drunk and hungover at the same time" hangover

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Also Known As: The Sweet-And-Sour

 

Characteristics: Giddiness, silliness, finding everything funny, chest pain.

12. The "Oh good. Now I can experience all the emotions at once" hangover

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Also Known As: The Jekyll And Hyde

 

Characteristics: Anger, joy, jealousy, crushing sadness, hope, despair, weltschmerz, schadenfreude, that liminal state between fear and desire, runny nose.

13. The "I have forgotten how to look forward to anything" hangover

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Also Known As: The Existential

 

Characteristics: Complete inability to find joy in life, crushing sadness, mild feelings of betrayal.

14. The "I have definitely poisoned myself this time" hangover

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Also Known As: The Romeo And Juliet

 

Characteristics: Blindlingly vivid awareness of your stomach lining, the insides of your eyelids, and the fact of your impending death.

16. The "I feel, really, really, really weird but kind of almost good?" hangover

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Also Known As: The Creeper

 

Characteristics: Tingling, excessive warmth, blurred vision, an oddly comforting willingness to embrace darkness.

18. The "I have no logical explanation for any of my actions last night, or indeed, ever" hangover

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Also Known As: The Philosopher

 

Characteristics: Heightened sense of logic, stomach cramps, sleepiness, mild shame.

19. The "I drank literally all of the drinks last night but somehow I got away with it!"

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Also Known As: The Reprieve

 

Characteristics: Feeling fine, looking fine, looking forward to drinking again tonight!

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