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See proprietor for detailed information about why it is always important to read between the lines.”
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
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- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀