11 Reasons Cats Make The Best Alarm Clocks If you're using a non-furry alarm clock to get out of bed in the morning, you're stuck in the dark ages. Sure, cats don't always pick exactly the right time to wake you up, but you can't say they're inconsistent.
They will patiently wait for exactly the right time.
They are willing to deploy a personal touch.
They never run out of batteries.
They are both timely and persistent.
They will perform their role in a regular and timely fashion without getting too invested in it.
They refuse to accept even your best excuses for staying in bed.
They are willing to take great risks in order to get the job done.
If you ask nicely, they may even wake you up with a massage.
Unless you need a more vigorous wake-up-call, in which case they are happy to oblige.
They are fundamentally and morally opposed to the "snooze" button.
And, if you're lucky enough to get your hands on a top-of-the-line model, they will wake you with a kiss.
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