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Once you've caught up on <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/sweet-valley-high-1-double-love-a-review">the finer points of Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love</a>, it's time to look deep into your own soul and figure out once and for all whether you're a Jessica or an Elizabeth. Take this quiz to find out!

Once you've caught up on the finer points of Sweet Valley High #1: Double Love, it's time to look deep into your own soul and figure out once and for all whether you're a Jessica or an Elizabeth. Take this quiz to find out!

Quiz: Which Wakefield Twin Are You?

Who are you more likely to go to the dance with?

You are going to some godawful sorority/fraternity dance because for some reason your high school has a sorority? What do you wear?

Your mom tells you that you and your sister can borrow the red Fiat convertible to drive to school but your sister has to drive on account of the fact that you JUST CRASHED THE CAR LAST WEEK. What do you do?

Which of these two unpleasant things are you more likely to say?

One of the richest, best-looking guys in school, Bruce Patman, asks you out. What do you do? 

What do you hate most about yourself?

What is your preferred method of alienating people?

You are an insufferable, ass-kissing goodie two shoes who would be literally the first person in your entire school to collaborate with an oppressive regime and turn in members of the resistance, because "the rules are the rules." Secretly, you are always judging everybody, but it only comes out in this sort-of generalized prissiness rather than as substantial criticism because you are so busy hating yourself that you have neither the backbone nor the studied insight to formulate a halfway-useful opinion of anyone or anything outside your own pathetic existence. You are that most reviled of God's creatures: A self-hating solipsist.

You Are Elizabeth Wakefield

You are a sociopath who preys on the fears and insecurities of others to advance your vicious, hateful agenda that popularity is somehow a divine right. Literally the only thing that you think about is how you appear to other people, because you are so ugly on the inside that even the smallest hint of introspection or self-analysis might destroy you forever. Lying, manipulation, and emotional blackmail are your tools, and twisting everything that is beautiful into a grotesque parody of your own self-loathing is your trade. You do not know how to love.

You Are Jessica Wakefield

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