The 28 Most Satisfying Things That Have Ever Happened

    Prepare to be satisfied.

    1. The exact moment when this shattered:

    2. When this waiter got what he (presumably) deserved:

    3. All the pretty phones in a row:

    4. The perfect, unexpected marriage of a duster and a chair:

    5. The surprising moment when we all simultaneously realized we've always wanted to see someone pick up a watermelon with a plunger:

    6. The day when cats and people finally got inter-species high-fiving right:

    7. When all the plugs were plugged:

    8. Everything that ever happened inside this macaroni factory:

    9. And this pencil-sharpening factory:

    10. When someone had the idea to burn all the candles at once:

    11. And the match that started it all:

    12. Every single bounce in this triangle:

    13. And this inspiring, perfect machine:

    14. When two perfect corgis ran in a perfect circle:

    15. The moment this gets filled in and we get to start again:

    16. That time when someone decided to give a banana an MRI scan:

    17. The shockingly satisfying demise of this barrel:

    18. The day when molten nickel first met ice:

    19. And any time someone activates this sublime contraption:

    20. That time when we all learned how keys work:

    21. Any time someone puts together one of these magical tables:

    22. Or hits a flaming tennis ball just because it's there:

    23. The day when someone dramatically improved bowling:

    24. And that time when this guy reinvented going down the stairs:

    25. Every single splash along this sequence of splashes:

    26. The amazing work that this truck has been doing:

    27. The day when mankind struck this powerful blow against candles:

    28. And this.