1. *Grumpy’s day begins with a lukewarm cup of coffee*
2. “Oh, great. I have a job in an office.”
3. “Oh. Now I’m in the world’s worst meeting.”
5. “Oh my God. What is my life?”
6. *Grumpy goes back to work; fails to find inspiration*
8. “You’ve seriously got to be kidding me.”
9. *Grumpy’s been named Employee of the Month!*
10. “Look, Grumpy! We got you a cake!”
11. “We got the cake from Costco! Mmmmmmmm!”
12. “Thanks, guys. Also, I’m allergic to cake.”
13. “Doo-de-doo! We have a big announcement!”
14. “Your reward is one million cat dollars!!!”
15. *Everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS*
16. “You guys know cat dollars are made up, right?”
17. *A dance party breaks out*
18. *A man with a tiny hat dances for Grumpy*
19. “This is probably the worst day of my life.”
20. “WE’RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN THIS PARTY IS SO CRAAAAZY!!!”
22. *Grumpy’s coworkers realize that everything is inherently worthless, there is no purpose to life, and they are having a party for a cat.*
23. “My work here is done.”
All photos by Macey J. Foronda.
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