1. This moon that started drinking way too early
3. This shitfaced door
4. This intoxicated truck
5. This road that is totally going to throw up later
6. This three-sheets-to-the-wind boat
7. This door that got kicked out of the bar, like, two hours ago
8. This inebriated plane
9. This wasted trampoline
10. These trees that refuse to leave your party
11. This hammered horse
12. This intoxicated rainbow
13. This lightning that can’t hold its whisky
14. This tree that started the night with a bottle of Steel Reserve
15. This buzzed bread
16. Optimus Prime after a pub crawl
17. This smashed alphabet
18. This bike lane that thought jello shots were a good idea
19. This crunk clock
20. These plastered buildings
21. This wrecked snail
22. This window that is trying to tell you it’s “totally fine to drive”
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- Hillary Clinton came closer than ever to attacking Donald Trump's character and tied her opponent to the "alt-right" movement.
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