Al-Qaeda Has the Plague
There's been a wee bit of a setback to Al-Qaeda's dastardly plans this week, as they've all been coming down with the black plague.
A terrorist cell in Algeria was first struck with the black death, and the disease may have spread to other Al-Qaeda camps and to the Taliban. Apparently that stuff is pretty contagious. On a much scarier note, some people are speculating that the group may have been experimenting with biological weapons.