11 Ways Shakespeare Would Tell You To F*** Off

As told by Schmidt from New Girl.

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10. He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

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