1. Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!
2. This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!
3. Hang him, swaggering rascal!
4. Vile worm, thou wast o’erlook’d even in thy birth.
5. Thou unfit for any place but hell.
6. I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!
7. You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!
8. You are a tedious fool.
9. You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
10. He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
11. You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.
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