You currently go to MarquetteYou're a Marquette AlumniOne or more of your relatives went to MarquetteYou've played on an intramural sports teamYou've been to Marquette MadnessYou've been in class with at least one of the basketball playersYou've been to Tuesday night mass at the Joan of Arc chapelYou've been to a Marquette basketball gameYou've bought season tickets to Marquette BasketballYou've ripped up your ticket after the first point was scoredYou've been to a soccer game at Valley FieldsYou've read the Marquette TribuneYou've worked for student mediaYou've been on a service tripYou've had a hot cookie at CobeenYou've had a chicken parm in SchroederYou've had Dogghaus after 2 a.m.You've pulled an all-nighter in RaynorYou've heard about the Marquette TurkeyYou've worried about the Marquette Turkey over breaksYou've been to class in sub-zero temperaturesYou've been to class under feet of snowYou've worn shorts one day and a winter jacket the nextYou've celebrated, or plan on celebrating, your 21st birthday at Caffrey's and/or Murphy'sYou've been to Sobelman'sYou've been to AJ BombersYou've had at least one Sobelman's vs AJ Bombers debateYou still confuse the Wehr BuildingsYou still can't swipe into Raynor and have gotten bruises from the library turnstileYou've been taught by a JesuitYou Snapchat with Father MarquetteYou've witnessed a wedding in the Gesu or Joan of ArcYou've gone grocery shopping at the Walgreens on Wisconsin AvenueYou've perfected the art of jaywalkingThe LIMO's phone number is on your contact favoritesYou've been to a National Marquette Day partyYou outwardly brag that Marquette has its own national dayYou have a Marquette license plateYou've bowled at the AnnexYou've caught a show at the Helfaer TheatreYou've checked out an exhibit at the HaggertyYou realized that Straz Tower and Straz Hall are not the same building after you've been to the wrong oneYou've played frisbee on Central MallYou know what "Cura personalis" and "numen flumenque" mean"Blue and gold" are more than just colors to youYou've had classes cancelled because of gorgeous weatherYou brag that Abed from "Community" and Mr. Baxter from "That's so Raven" went to MarquetteYou have that one professor whose office hours mean "life crisis counseling."You only support NBA teams with Marquette alumniEven though you've complained about the weather, and the classes, the food and the dorms, you know there's no place you'd rather be
How Marquette Are You?
You are Marquette! Hang in there, young Golden Eagle, you'll catch on soon enough.
Nobody's perfect (not even Father Marquette!) but you're well on your way. YOU ARE... MARQUETTE!
You're making the Jesuits proud with your knowledge. YOU ARE MARQUETTE!