back to top

9 Problems Only Guys Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand

I got 9 problems but a beard ain't one.

Posted on

"Hi, my name is ______, and I can't grow a beard."

View this video on YouTube

BuzzFeed Video / Via

Welcome to our support group. We understand your pain.

1) The biggest problem is the Internet - and everyone you know - glorifies beards.

Incredibeard / Via

Basically every BuzzFeed article about facial hair in existence.

2) You feel like you're the only guy you know who can't grow one.

FOX / Via

*brb crying forever alone*

3) Because you're a long term sufferer of Eternal Boy Face Syndrome.

Film Four / Via

With no beard to catch your tears.

4) You only care because people say that facial hair determines if you're hot or not.

ABC / Via

Case in point: this is Jamie Dornan when he's hot..

Focus Features / Via

...and here, he is apparently not.

5) Your buddies give you a hard time for being follically challenged.


Outta. My. Face.

6) So you secretly dream of growing one.

Disney / Via

You're convinced that you would look absolutely majestic.

7) Because you think that girls and/or boys will respect and pay more attention to you.

Even if you don't shave, you still look like the last panel.
Kornichon / Via

Even if you don't shave, you still look like the last panel.

8) Movember.

NBC / Via

Ugh. It's rough.

9) But even though the struggle is real, be confident in the fact that your shining, beautiful face is always on display.

NBC / Via