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    9 Problems Only Guys Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand

    I got 9 problems but a beard ain't one.

    "Hi, my name is ______, and I can't grow a beard."

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    Welcome to our support group. We understand your pain.

    1) The biggest problem is the Internet - and everyone you know - glorifies beards.

    2) You feel like you're the only guy you know who can't grow one.

    3) Because you're a long term sufferer of Eternal Boy Face Syndrome.

    4) You only care because people say that facial hair determines if you're hot or not.

    5) Your buddies give you a hard time for being follically challenged.

    6) So you secretly dream of growing one.

    7) Because you think that girls and/or boys will respect and pay more attention to you.

    8) Movember.

    9) But even though the struggle is real, be confident in the fact that your shining, beautiful face is always on display.