Have a hairy merry Christmas.
Beard regrets, I have a few.
RIP facial hair, you were so thick.
Why does this keep happening to us??
Please accept this gift today.
I’ll take the best mustache in the biz for a million, Alex.
I got 9 problems but a beard ain’t one.
What a difference a flavor saver makes.
Uh, excuse me, my eyes are up here.
We mustache you a few questions first.
All beards are not created equal.
The pain of suffering from “Boy Face” should not be underestimated.
New Yorker Mike Allen was dared to carry out the stunt by his friends. Two years later he’s finally managed to grow all 26 letters - as well as some punctuation!
There’s only one way to find out.
It’s amazing what a little facial hair will do.
Guys, it’s over. Jonathan Burnside has beaten Movember.
They say that the eyes are the window to the soul, but it’s actually the beard.
Knowledge of important facial hair is the most marketable skill there is.
New Orleans was invaded by by some of the country’s gnarliest facial hair yesterday, and it pretty much ruled.
YOU GET TO PEE WHEREVER YOU WANT AND IT’S JUST NOT FAIR.
It’s like a little fairy came and sprinkled hotness dust on his face over night.
The beard is mightier than the sword.
What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.
The evidence is overwhelming.
Is it even a goatee? More like a chintee, it’s like a little chin yarmulke.
Everybody’s beard-crazy these days, but some guys aren’t so lucky. Here’s an open letter from the poorly-bearded.