1. You get blank looks from 90% of people when you tell them what Uni you're at
2. You got rejected from here
3. On a friday you always picked up this
4. To look at the centrefold
6. Then Throw the rest away
7. You had to disable email notifications on your phone, not because of this:
9. You’ve had that awkward moment where you assumed an Indian guy did medicine, when actually he does Aeronautics
10. You have no idea what these guys do all day
11. Your flat of 4 Imperial students will own 5 copies of this on DVD
12. You read an inordinatly large ammount of webcomics
13. But find this show unfunny
14. You've spent more than 24 continuous hours in here
15. And found yourself wanting to do this before a 3 am deadline
16. You've thought about working here
18. But come exam time you just want to give up and work here
19. At the beginning of group projects, it's all like this
20. And there are times that you want to do this,
21. But after 78 straight hours in the library together you're all like this
22. You've gone into the huxley building
And come out looking like this
23. You suspect you spend much less time drinking than any student at any university ever
24. But This is how you feel when you get invited to a party in East London
25. And you have had fun here (although you'll never admit it)
26. And you suspect you're too nerdy to function anywhere else
27. So you just love it here anyway