How The MORMON Stole Everything
"He took their dildos & lube and their assamadoodles. HE TOOK THEIR MARRIAGE RIGHTS and nipple clips and suck-a-manoodles. He took their chaps and their poppers and their corkscrew ma-diggers, their twinks and their ball-nuts and their pig-bottom-piggers. He took it ALL."
Mr. Miley Bulges With Pride for V MAN
The ever-sexy Justin Gaston (a.k.a. Mr. Miley) grabs his crotch and bulges with pride (and pain) for VMAN 13. He also opens up to the mag about his 'chaste' relationship with girlfriend Miley Cyrus saying, "I look up to her. It’s nice to have someone there who already knows what’s going on. It helps you plan your next steps."