How The MORMON Stole Everything

“He took their dildos & lube and their assamadoodles. HE TOOK THEIR MARRIAGE RIGHTS and nipple clips and suck-a-manoodles. He took their chaps and their poppers and their corkscrew ma-diggers, their twinks and their ball-nuts and their pig-bottom-piggers. He took it ALL.”

This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

 
  Your Reaction?
 

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Hot Buzz

    Police Reviewing Incident Involving Two Officers And A Homeless Man After Footage Goes ...

    White House Breaks Tradition By Not Holding Eid Al-Fitr Celebration To Mark End Of Ramadan

    Now Buzzing