How The MORMON Stole Everything

“He took their dildos & lube and their assamadoodles. HE TOOK THEIR MARRIAGE RIGHTS and nipple clips and suck-a-manoodles. He took their chaps and their poppers and their corkscrew ma-diggers, their twinks and their ball-nuts and their pig-bottom-piggers. He took it ALL.”

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