1.
We're like personal body guards, protecting you from strange imposters trying to creep into your life.
2.
And this has NOTHING to do with a deep-rooted insecurity that you'll replace us with them.
3.
Leaving you takes a toll on us emotionally, but mainly because it hurts us to know how miserable you'll be without us.
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And that's only because we take our role as BFF very seriously.
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We'll be the bigger person and apologize, even when you say hurtful things like, "You're smothering me."
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Which is totes ridiculous, 'cause it's not like our love for you gets in the way of your other friendships.
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We actually encourage you having a life outside of us, as long as said life doesn't involve the following: fun, happiness, sadness.
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You'll never have to question our loyalty.
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Even when YOU commit the ultimate betrayal!
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Or when you take us for granted and forget all the ways we make your life better.
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Like how we're there to stop you from making the worst decisions of your life.
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Like true friends, we always forgive you and remind you of just how deep our friendship goes.
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Cause that's just what ya do when you love someone enough to hold them accountable for their wrongdoings.
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There is basically no one on earth who will ever love you as much as we do.
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And we'd straight up marry you. J/k 😂😂😂 ... Unless you want to.
