19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On. You Better Be A Stud To Send #8.

Are you hot enough to send these breathtakingly overconfident texts? Because the receiver is just as liable to think "Wow, he's confident" as "Wow, what an egomaniac!"

1.Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes

2.Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing?

3.Look how happy you are to hear from me. You LOVE me!

4.I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

5.How's that shrine you're building to me going?

6.Cancel! I'm cuter

7.Stop flirting with me

8.So, are you in love with me yet?

9.How can you possibly get any work done when you're flirting with me all the time?

10.I'm so out of your league

11.Stop thinking about me.

12.Come watch me wear my Jesus costume into a Family Christian store--I'll say I'm there for a book signing.

13.I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

14.You should come with a warning label

15.I've been thinking about you all day. I was at the zoo

16.

You: (send a blank text)

Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text?

You: Babe, you don't have to come up with excuses to talk to me.

17.

You: I I was just thinking about you

Likely Reply: Really? About what?

You: I saw this cute puppy in the mall

Likely Reply: awwwwww

You: It was whining and getting all excited the closer I got

18.

You: You remind me of my dog.

Likely Response: Hey!

You: What? I LOVE my dog.

19.

You: Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?"

Likely Response: Unfortunately, yeah.

You: Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me.

Courtesy of Michael Alvear's Flirty Text Message Helper.

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