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42 Nomi-Malone-Iest Nomi Malone Moments From "Showgirls" (NSFW)

Inside, aren't we all just a little bit of a hyper-aggressive ass-kicker? Great movie or GREATEST movie?

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THAT TIME SHE: Snatched at Jeff's money without saying thank you.

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JEFF: Wanna play a slot machine? Here's ten bucks. You win? We split it up. No holding out on me either.

NOMI: ...(snatch!)

THAT TIME SHE: Angrily wasted perfectly good french fries that she didn't even pay for.

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MOLLY: Where are you from?

NOMI: (annoyed sigh) Back east.

MOLLY: From where back east?

NOMI: (tosses fries) Different places!

THAT TIME SHE: Got super excited because Molly got an A in class.

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MOLLY: I got an A!

NOMI: Yay! (kiss)

MOLLY: Four more classes and they're going to have to give me that degree!

NOMI & MOLLY: Ah! (runs, squealing)

THAT TIME SHE: Gave Tony a death glare and slapped ice cubes out of his hands.

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TONY: Play with them a little bit. Pinch 'em a little. You want me to do it for ya? I'll do it. I'm erect. Why aren't you erect? Here, put some ice on them.

NOMI: ...(angry slap!)

THAT TIME SHE: And Cristal talked about eating dog food and then high-fived with tortilla chips.

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CRISTAL: I've had dog food.

NOMI: You have?

CRISTAL: Mm-hm. A long time ago. (reminisces) ...Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow.

NOMI: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!

CRISTAL & NOMI: (high fives with little tortilla chips)

THAT TIME SHE: Couldn't help grinning to herself as Cristal's ambulance sped away.

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NOMI: What's the matter?

MOLLY: (eyeing Nomi suspiciously) ...Nothing.

NOMI: (grins at ambulance, delighted)

THAT TIME SHE: Hocked a loogie in Zack's face, while smiling.

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ZACK: Tell me something. What did you charge? Hooking?

NOMI: Fifty. A hundred, sometimes.

ZACK You got low self-esteem, baby. You're a fantastic fuck.

NOMI: (smiles) ...(spits!)

THAT TIME SHE: Painted her nipples bright red for some reason.

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ANDREW: I like you better topless.

NOMI: Wait 'til you see me bottomless.

ANDREW: I'm waiting.


THAT TIME SHE: Pulled a switchblade on Andrew, then kicked him in the face repeatedly.

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NOMI: (whips out knife!) You make a sound, I'll fucking kill you!

ANDREW: Okay! Okay! Okay!

NOMI: (roundhouse kicks Andrew in the face)

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