12 Different Types Of People You Encounter On A Run

Ever feel frustrated, confused, or maybe even just entertained by the people you pass on a run? Maybe you've encountered some of the following

1. That fellow runner you pass who gets oddly competitive...

whoa, calm down. It's my easy day today...don't tempt me.

2. The walker who refuses to move from the middle of the sidewalk...

I know you see me coming jerk...

3. The old lady that doesn't hear you coming up behind her...

Do I yell and stomp to let her know I'm behind her? Or not yell, "sneak up" on her and ultimately scare her to death? #loselose #heartattack

4. If you go with the former...stomp louder and breathe heavier so she'll know it's a monster behind her instead.

BEHIND YOU GRANDMA!

5. Perhaps a runner's worst enemy...

The leafblower that can't hear or see you coming. Hold your breathe and close your eyes. You're about to run through a tornado of leaves and dust.

6. Or...

The gardner who accidentally sprays you with the garden hose when it's 40 degrees outside, when you wish they would have done that when it was 100 degrees.

7. The dog walker that really has no control nor a sense of how to use a leash properly

Worst thing you could hear after passing an intimidating dog, "No! Spike get back here now!"

8. The crowd of people at the bus stop that you'd swear have never seen someone run before

#starefordays

9. The car that tries to beat you through the cross walk

That extra two seconds you saved while almost killing me was totally worth it.

10. The runner that refuses to acknowledge you after you awkwardly smile...

or God forbid, wave.

11. The couple that refuses to separate forcing you into an unwanted game of red rover...

Guys. Come on. I don't wanna play.

12. The guy who thinks he's cool for yelling, "Run, Forrest, Run" from his car..

So original.