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    The Perfect Emoji For Boobs Is The Chestnut Emoji, And Why Didn't I Realize This Sooner

    One word: chestnut.

    I know what you're thinking: We already know about the skillet emoji for boobs.

    But let me introduce you to the real emoji we should all be using...

    This is the chestnut emoji. Not an acorn, but a chestnut.

    CHEST. NUT. If you use two of them, it's like two nuts that live on your chest.

    It's as if Apple only included this emoji so that we'd find it and use it to describe our boobs (or chestnuts, if I may).

    Just THINK of the texting possibilities.

    Sexting success guaranteed*.

    Besides, I think we can all agree that boobs are glorious and we need more emojis to describe them.