The Perfect Emoji For Boobs Is The Chestnut Emoji, And Why Didn't I Realize This Sooner

One word: chestnut.

I know what you're thinking: We already know about the skillet emoji for boobs.

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And while the skillet is pretty great — two eggs are accurate — there must be a better, more all-encompassing emoji to capture the glory that is boobs.

But let me introduce you to the real emoji we should all be using...

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This is the chestnut emoji. Not an acorn, but a chestnut.

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CHEST. NUT. If you use two of them, it's like two nuts that live on your chest.

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Or like chest testicles — chesticles — because testicles are nuts, but we have chestnuts.

It's as if Apple only included this emoji so that we'd find it and use it to describe our boobs (or chestnuts, if I may).

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Just THINK of the texting possibilities.

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Sexting success guaranteed*.

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*Don't @ me.

Besides, I think we can all agree that boobs are glorious and we need more emojis to describe them.

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So cheers to those chestnuts! 🌰🌰