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Which Episode Of "Maury" Describes Your Life?

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  1. 1. Would you sleep with your brother's fiance?

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    Yes, but only if no one would ever find out about it.
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    News flash: We've already had sex! Boo-yah!
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    So long as it's nowhere near any cotton balls!
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    If they're a 10... maybe.
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    Quick question: they're human, right?
  2. 2. If you were bored, would you hire someone to murder your lover?!

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    Hell yes, and I'd get away with it!
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    Would it get me publicity? Because if so, then yes.
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    Totally, and I'd have sex with the hitman after.
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    I'm pretty sure my lover is cheating on me, so absolutely.
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    I'd murder them myself if they brought any cotton balls into my house.
  3. 3. Flowers, love 'em or leave 'em?

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    Love 'em! My fans send me flowers all the time!
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    My lover only sends me flowers when I find strange bite marks on his neck...Leave 'em.
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    Who needs flowers when we can bone instead?
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    I'm not buying flowers for anyone until they prove that they're faithful.
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    Love flowers, hate cotton balls.
  4. 4. What would you do if you found a strange tooth in your house?

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    I'd have sex with that tooth.
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    I dunno, but I bet my lover would blame it on "the dog" again.
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    I'd probably freak out, because teeth kinda look like cotton balls! LOL.
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    I'd call my bodyguards to check the whole house. Seriously, I have crazy fans.
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    Not sure, but I'll tell you one thing: That is NOT my tooth!
  5. 5. On a Friday night, how many people would you ideally like to sleep with?

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    That depends on how many condoms I have.
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    The only person I'm sleeping with on a Friday night is a big mirror.
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    The better question is: How many people am I NOT sleeping with? LOL.
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    Just one person...so long as they answer my phone calls.
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    Ideally I'm sleeping as far away from any cotton balls as possible.
  6. 6. What breakfast item would you like to be named after?!

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    A bacon, egg, and do me sandwich!
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    DoughNOT the father
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    Waffle with a side of absolutely no cotton balls.
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    A bear claw, so I can rip a skank's face off.
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    I don't get named after breakfast foods, breakfast foods get named after me.
  7. 7. Has this question ever crossed your mind?

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    No, the only thing that crosses my mind is a fear of cotton balls.
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    I don't have to wonder, I KNOW he is.
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    I am two billion percent sure that has never entered my mind.
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    Who cares about that. It's worse if he's cheating on me!
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    I need to call my publicist before answering this.
  8. 8. What would it take for you to have sex with a complete stranger?

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    As long as it's revenge sex, I'm down.
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    I'd need to see their business card before I decide.
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    All I need is a good, clean, cotton-free time.
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    Who told you I have sex with strangers? They're liars!
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    I'm having sex with a stranger right now!
  9. 9. Have you ever been bullied?!

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    Not to my face, but I'm pretty sure it's happened behind my back.
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    No. Never. Nope.
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    If anything, I did the bullying.
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    I don't even know what that word means. Is it a type of expensive meat?
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    If it's by an inanimate object, does that count?
  10. 10. What pet name best suits your lover?

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    "My biggest fan"
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    "Next"!
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    "Steel wool"
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    "The creeper"
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    Lover? No, I definitely don't have one of those.
 
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