We Need To Talk About Janet Jackson's Side-Eye

    Miss Jackson (if you're nasty) has had enough of your shit.

    Unless you're stranded on a desert island, just barely surviving off of coconut milk and your own sandy tears, then you should already know this fact: Janet Jackson's side-eye is life.

    Like, it's literal, metaphysical, spiritual, tangible, four-dimensional LIFE.

    Queen Janet Jackson, First of Her Name and Lord of the Realm, side-eyes so that we can live our very best lives.

    And yes, she's JANET EFFING JACKSON, so she obviously has other faces, like this amazing one.

    And this fierce AF one.

    But it all comes back to the side-eye. The side-eye of the Goddess. The oasis in the middle of a side-eye-less desert island.

    It says, "Don't." while also saying, "Yes." It's truly a thing of beauty.

    And in the spirit of total honestly, she basically invented the damn thing. If not for Janet, you'd be living a side-eye-less existence.

    WE NEED MORE GIFS LIKE THIS!!!

    So bow down to the original Queen of Side-Eye...

    For we are not worthy of even looking directly at the magic that is this side-eye.

    ::: Screams for a fainting couch, then dies :::