You guys, the Tooth Fairy is very real and very pissed that you aren’t cleaning your room.
Just check out the letter she left some kid the other night who’s a dollar poorer because of her untidy disposition. Stupid kid.
The parents who wrote this deserve a medal and/or slow golf clap.
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 11 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳
- The House Intelligence chairman denied that his call to a reporter at the behest of the White House would influence the probe of Trump and Russia.
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.