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26 Things That Happen When You Move To Los Angeles

Seasons? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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2. Your parking spot will be a precious jewel that you dote on like a new baby.

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5. You will actually learn to wait before crossing the street.

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Because if you don't wait, you could get a ticket for jaywalking. It happened to me, and I've learned my lesson the hard way.

6. You judge people based on their favorite yogurt place.

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Yogurt Stop forever, yo.

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8. The amount of time your commute takes each day will very much influence how the rest of your day goes.

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You found a shortcut? You're pretty much unstoppable. Stuck behind construction work? Call in sick, this day's a bust.

9. At some point, you will try the street cart fruit, and it will taste much better than you ever expected.

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It's fruit from a cart on the street. How good could it be? Oh, but it is good. It is very good.

10. You'll start to eat healthier, in general.

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You may try to fight it, but eventually you'll wake up and discover a bag of kale in your fridge.

11. You'll figure out where in L.A. you can go to see actors, and simultaneously how to avoid them.

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Beware Melrose, in general.

12. You'll eventually figure out how to decipher all of the parking signs. Each. And. Every. One.

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14. When you see quirky L.A. people, you'll barely blink.

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18. Rain will be mildly horrifying, if only because you're wholly unprepared for it.

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I know I have an umbrella, but I'll be damned if I keep it in a logical place!

22. You will try a new diet at least once, and unconsciously talk about it all the time.

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26. And you will never not love how awesome the weather always is.

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