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26 Things That Happen When You Move To Los Angeles

Seasons? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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2. Your parking spot will be a precious jewel that you dote on like a new baby.

6. You judge people based on their favorite yogurt place.

Yogurt Stop forever, yo.

8. The amount of time your commute takes each day will very much influence how the rest of your day goes.

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You found a shortcut? You're pretty much unstoppable. Stuck behind construction work? Call in sick, this day's a bust.


9. At some point, you will try the street cart fruit, and it will taste much better than you ever expected.

It's fruit from a cart on the street. How good could it be? Oh, but it is good. It is very good.

10. You'll start to eat healthier, in general.

You may try to fight it, but eventually you'll wake up and discover a bag of kale in your fridge.

11. You'll figure out where in L.A. you can go to see actors, and simultaneously how to avoid them.

Beware Melrose, in general.

12. You'll eventually figure out how to decipher all of the parking signs. Each. And. Every. One.

14. When you see quirky L.A. people, you'll barely blink.

22. You will try a new diet at least once, and unconsciously talk about it all the time.

26. And you will never not love how awesome the weather always is.