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17 Things People On A Diet Are Tired Of Hearing

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2. "You don't need to diet, you look awesome."

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Look, I'm not a total dick. I appreciate the nice thing you just said, but it's taking every ounce of my willpower to stay on this diet. And literally any piece of negativity hurts my soul. So, thank you, but please fuck off also.

5. "It's all about portion control."

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Wait... are you serious?! All this time I thought it was about a witch who used a hex to curse me to an eternity of kale! THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THIS NEW FACT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

Dick.

8. "Why are you doing this to yourself?"

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It's just a diet, and just because I'm trying to eat healthy, doesn't mean I'm a masochist. It just means that I'm trying to get it tight, and get it right. Respect.

15. "You should read that New York Times article about dieting..."

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You mean the one that says "don't diet"? Yeah, I read that one. But did YOU see that other New York Times article about the best diet to try?

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