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29 Things Only People Raised By Conservative Parents Will Understand

No, I don't have my ears pierced. And yes, my family is super happy about it.

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5. You weren't allowed to watch certain shows as a kid because of all the sex and cursing.

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Not that you wanted to watch those things with your parents present, because they most definitely would be.

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20. If you ever switched to being a liberal, they'd call it a "phase" and troll you for the rest of your life.

This phrase sound familiar? "Anyone under 30 who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart. Anyone over 30 who isn't a conservative doesn't have a brain."

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28. There were definitely moments when you've dreamed of completely rebelling.

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Like those two years where you were a vegan, but then totally caved when faced with a turkey burger one day. (READ: IT'S ME.)