23 Things Only Pale People Will Understand

FACT: I can't get a tan even if I tried. Now can you please rub this SPF on my back?

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23. You've learned to embrace the fact that your skin sparkles in the sun.

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It's a pale person/sexy vampire trick. You wouldn't get it. (Unless you do, in which case, LET'S HANG OUT INSIDE TOGETHER.)