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Want to get drunk this Sunday while watching the HBO premiere of Behind the Candelabra?! Duh, of course you do.
For those not in the know: Michael Douglas plays the fab Liberace, and Matt Damon is mostly shirtless as his wannabe-veterinarian-turned-lover, Scott Thorson. There's a lot of sex, furs, and playing grabass. In short: It's glorious.
Supplies You’ll Need:
• A few bottles of champagne (the bubblier the better!)
• If champagne ain't your thing, red wine will do just fine
• A gold ring on each and every finger
The Rules:
1. If Liberace calls Scott "Baby Boy" or "Adonis," take a sip.
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2. When Liberace and Scott make sex eyes, cheers to that!
YES! SEX EYES!
3. If Liberace's holding a framed painting of himself, take a long, self-indulgent gulp.
4. Anytime Rob Lowe looks stoned, take a sip.
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Did I mention he plays a plastic surgeon in the film and performs surgery WHILE HIGH?! It's fabulous.
5. And if you see Rob's bulge in a speedo, finish that damn drink.
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6. Each time Liberace and Scott wear coordinated outfits, fill up your glass.
7. If Liberace plays a song, clap in applause and take a sip.
8. If you see Scott chowing down, fill up your glass in solidarity.
9. If there's a gratuitous shot of bling, raise up your own bedazzled paw.
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10. When you hear a car name dropped, rev your drinking engine and take a swig.
11. If you see Matt Damon getting out of a body of water (pool, hot tub, bath, etc.), finish your drink.
12. And if Liberace and Scott are sharing a hot tub, clink glasses and take a sip.
This happens A LOT, so prepare your body.
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My body is ready, always.
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13. Whenever Liberace and Scott are post-coital, give the person next to you some love, and pour them more to drink.
Get ready to do a lot of pouring, friends.
14. If you overhear Liberace promising some handsome man the world, roll your eyes, and take a knowing sip.
15. And if Liberace's wearing a cape, take an excessive gulp of your drink to honor his fabulousness.
