1. Remember the greatest film of all time ever, Jurassic Park? Of course you do, you’re a human, after all.
2. And remember how that Clever Girl was dropped off in a crate in the opening scene?
7. Terrify all of your friends…
8. And yell this while re-enacting your favorite scene from the movie…
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