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The Day-Old-Bread Response
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The Smug Thief Response
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The Controlled Response About the Uncontrollable
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The Legitimate Question Response
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The Action-Oriented Response
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The Responses That Can Be Reheated
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The Carnivore's Response
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The Response That Jack Donaghy Likely Wrote
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The People's Response
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The Dream Killer's Response
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The Eye-for-an-Eye Response
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The Literal Interpretation Response
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The Spiritual Quest Response
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The Response That Ended in a Fly's Demise
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The Dwight-Approved Response
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The Holier-than-Thou Response
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The Homeless-No-More Response
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The Response of Biblical Proportions
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The Team-Effort Response
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The Painfully True Response
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The Seussical Response