22 Questions "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Left Unanswered

    This movie is insane. And who taught the Oompa Loompas how to dance like that?!

    1. What is this creepy guy with a knife cart doing outside the Wonka factory?!

    2. What exactly is a "Wonkarer," and why are these youths so excited to be one?!

    3. How come Grandpa Joe, a bedridden smoker, has a Ph.D. in Slugworth?!

    4. Oh, and Grandpa Joe hasn't left his bed in 20 years...

    Yet, now he's positively agile??

    5. FOR REAL, THOUGH, why is Grandpa Joe the absolute WORST?!

    6. How the hell did Augustus' father think this was a good idea?

    7. Why aren't any of the parents at all freaked out by this strange man with a scar on his face touching their children?

    8. Who is Fishface, and where can I find him?!

    9. What happened to this diva, and why doesn't she have her own talk show?

    10. Why doesn't anyone seem to care about the fact that Augustus is being crushed to death?


    12. Why isn't he arrested at the end of the film?!

    13. Why do these green-haired, fake-bake tanners get to judge my binge eating?

    14. Did these two secret lovebirds ever meet up post-Wonka?

    15. Do you have to go on an acid trip every time you travel to the inventing room, or... ?

    16. Why isn't anyone freaking out about this!?

    17. And why do these parents stay on the tour even though children are dying every 10 minutes??

    18. What the hell is a "bean feast"??

    19. Wonka never explained any of his half pieces of furniture...

    Like...what does he do with the missing half?!

    20. Where do the Oompa Loompas find the time to choreograph dance moves?

    21. Why can't all flowers turn into teacups and taste like candy?!

    22. And it's 2013 — why doesn't a magical candy world like this ACTUALLY exist?!