1.
You know if a top is going to fit your boobs just by looking at it.
2.
You lose exactly a pound a day from all of the sweat that happens around your boobs.
3.
In fact, not only are you sweating in your boob cleavage, but also around the boob, under the boob, and all over the boob.
4.
And you've definitely put deodorant under your boobs for extreme emergencies.
5.
While all your friends are living it up in itty-bitty tops, your boobs won't let you live that life.
6.
Because every time you bend over, someone gets a show.
7.
You've come to learn that bikini straps are actually knives.
8.
And you've had to ask for help getting out of a maxi dress because they tend to get stuck on your boobs.
9.
You've definitely overheard people talk about how much cleavage you show during the summer — even though it's NOT YOUR FAULT.
10.
So you feel the urge to cover up, even though it's hot AF everywhere you go.
11.
There's a reason you don't wear light and airy button-down shirts during the summer, and that reason's name is Boobies.
12.
You've quietly cursed the person who made built-in bras, because this is a damn joke.
13.
And you have a growing pile of push-up bikini inserts in your closet, because you don't need any extra help there.
14.
You’ll never have that Baywatch moment of running on the beach, because you don’t want your boobs to punch you in the face.
15.
In fact, you've given up on certain outdoor activities because the gear clearly wasn't made to fit you.
16.
You've had to decide whether or not to wear a cute summer dress because it looks better without the bra but you NEED that bra.
17.
And you've definitely cackled to yourself when putting on a halter top because LOL nope.
18.
You've figured out that you spend more time making sure your girls are secure than not.
19.
Every time you lie down on a beach towel you risk being suffocated.
20.
And every time you wear a bandeau top is like tempting fate to just have them pop out and say "HAIIII."
21.
But on the plus side, you know your boobs double as a cup holder.
