1. Why isn’t this bro more freaked out by a giant, talking ping-pong head?
That shit is scary, bro.
2. How old are these girls supposed to be?
Because this looks like a tween slumber party, judging by the polka dots and jammies.
6. Is she pissed because she didn’t get a dick pic, or …?
7. Is this what Jack’s … meat … looks like?
Oh, and here’s the sexting in full, for your Jack in the Box pleasure:
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- A Trump official says the campaign has "three major voter suppression operations underway."
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀