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    Please Buy Me These Glorious Poop Emoji Sculptures

    For all the poop fans.

    We're all familiar with our friendly, neighborhood poop emoji, right?

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    Mainly because, like a friend, it's always there for us. πŸ’©

    Well, now you can own a real-life poop emoji, except way fancier because it's a damn sculpture.

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    Art, but also poop? Yes to this.

    Created by artist Matthew LaPenta, these poop sculptures weigh in at a solid 3 lbs.

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    That's one perfect poo.

    But they're small enough to fit on your desk, on the kitchen table, or on the pillow next to you while you sleep. Whatever you like, really!

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    The poop art is part of a Kickstarter campaign, and the sculptures range from $115 to $135.

    Plus they come in three poop-tastic colors: nickel, copper, and brass.

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    Going for the copper myself, personally.

    Thank you, world, for creating art that's this spectacular.

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    Excited for this shit show. πŸ‘πŸ½

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