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    Please Buy Me These Glorious Poop Emoji Sculptures

    For all the poop fans.

    We're all familiar with our friendly, neighborhood poop emoji, right?

    Well, now you can own a real-life poop emoji, except way fancier because it's a damn sculpture.

    Created by artist Matthew LaPenta, these poop sculptures weigh in at a solid 3 lbs.

    But they're small enough to fit on your desk, on the kitchen table, or on the pillow next to you while you sleep. Whatever you like, really!

    Plus they come in three poop-tastic colors: nickel, copper, and brass.

    Thank you, world, for creating art that's this spectacular.