1. A limited edition McDonald's wineglass, complete with boxed wine.

The new Friday night plan is right here.
2. A free Tinder Plus subscription for unlimited left swipes.

McDonald's might find your next future ex.
3. A most necessary neck pillow.

Wear it around your neck on a plane and pretend that The Rock is keeping you in the ~sexiest~ chokehold.
4. A travel-sized jar of Nutella with a mini spreader.

So you can live your best life all the time without judgment.
5. A free subscription to Netflix, plus a free DVD to remind you of a time before watching TV online.

RIP DVDs.
6. Travel-sized alcohols.

This would lead to a roughly 1,000,000% increase of sales in McDonald's at the airport.
7. Sunglasses with embedded Instagram filters that you can flip through.

Filters for life, not just for photos.
8. A mini video game of how to navigate the health care system.

We all need this one IRL.
9. A Grumpy Cat plush toy that says "I hate people" when you squeeze it.

Grumpy Cat = All of Us
10. An app that reminds you when to call your parents.

Never get that passive-aggressive "why haven't you called?" text again!
11. Awards for doing the simple things in life.

You know, like getting out of bed, cleaning up after yourself, and not freaking out when you see your bank statement. Stuff like that!
12. And a separate FB account that looks appropriate for all your relatives.

This toy is the gift that truly keeps on giving.